do not send unrequested nudes/dick pics ever
seriously. don’t do it.
im at starbucks right now and some other person with a mac just put this word doc into my air drop????????????????
Did you say yes
tHEY JUST CALLED OUT A FRAPPUCINO FOR SWAG MONEY (thats the name of my computer on airdrop) IM GONNA CR Y
Romance in the 21st Tumblr century
when will my normal sleep pattern return from war
tumblr has given me the ability to laugh at the stupidest shit in the world
in my head
with a straight face.
How Canadians are hatched.
The eggs are laid in mudbeds in the early fall, and will hatch mid-winter as Pucklings to forage for syrup amongst the elk.
canadians are my favorite mythological creature
I am married to a Canadian, and he says this is completely true
i am canadian and i can confirm this is 104% truth.
i’ve waited all year to get to reblog this again
it’s back omg
has it really been another year lol
black & white | boobs | cigarettes
YOU GOTTA FIGHT………….FOR YOUR RIGHT…………….to have basic reproductive rights and control over your body there is no punchline here it is literally 2013 and white republican men are still breaking rules so that you can’t own your vagina.