Id rather be weird than normal

gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

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kingorb:

shisnojon:

im sorry im sorry i fucked up so bad by making this

play this at my funeral

tell us your most embarrassing story
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jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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faxingberlin:

raversaurusrex:

rave-rxn:

trap-princessx3:

hylianears:

micdotcom:

Canadian music festival takes huge step against Native appropriation

Follow micdotcom 

From their announcement:

For various reasons, Bass Coast Festival is banning feathered war bonnets, or anything resembling them, onsite. Our security team will be enforcing this policy.

We understand why people are attracted to war bonnets. They have a magnificent aesthetic. But their spiritual, cultural and aesthetic significance cannot be separated.

Bass Coast Festival takes place on indigenous land and we respect the dignity of aboriginal people. We have consulted with aboriginal people in British Columbia on this issue and we feel our policy aligns with their views and wishes regarding the subject. Their opinion is what matters to us.

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finally.

OH HEY BASSCOAST GETTING SOME ATTENTION FROM THIS. LOCAL FESTIE IN MY AREA WHICH IS LIKE A MINI SHAMBHALA. Read about this when they posted the announcement!

GOD FUCKING BLESS.

loki-waywardson:

ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus
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THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG

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LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON
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BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT
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YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS
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OR WOLVES
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NO
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THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES
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deucebasket:

I saw a bunch of ants carrying around a potato chip this morning and it made me wish I had a bunch of friends and a really huge potato chip

winterforsun:

beachmm:

smjbws:

myulteriormotive:

How Frank Ocean came out.

and nobody even realized it

I think about that line a lot

nigguh, he looked at his watch waiting for us to realize, bruh. lol and people said i was crazy for suggesting it. 

princess-amz:

thereal1990s:

My Girl (1991)

this movie should have been called “how to make you suicidal and break your heart in an hour and 42 minutes”

princess-amz:

thereal1990s:

My Girl (1991)

this movie should have been called “how to make you suicidal and break your heart in an hour and 42 minutes”

tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

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do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

kthnxbaiii:

thetalkingpoltergeist:

allisons-y:

flapperwitch:

snorlaxatives:

my school has a confessions page on facebook and

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I’m sorry but

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and this one is just a wild ride

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oh mygod that last story.

This fucking post. Oh my god.